I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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