Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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