dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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