You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
