I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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