I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Randomize
