We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
