Dual....:-)
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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