Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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