We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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