chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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