We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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