oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
