I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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