addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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