when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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