I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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