try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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