why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
only you would photoshop your dick
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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