I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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