my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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