at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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