you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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