Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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