She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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