this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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