Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
