She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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