woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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