just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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