god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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