I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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