I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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