Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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