Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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