I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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