Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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