I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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