is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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