You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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