Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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