no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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