The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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