I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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