JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
