I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I understand Curling. That high.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
that may or may not have been my penis.
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