yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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