Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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