I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Your dad touched me again.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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