she woke up with a sticky ear
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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