i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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