Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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