I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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